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My dog is great at math Really from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That's what he'll answer, nothing!

Why is a dog with a lame from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one.

Would you rather have a pound dog from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I'd rather have him chase the tiger.

Why was the mother flea so unhappyAll from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs.

Why is a dog so warm in from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants.

Why is a dog like a baseball from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Why doesnt a dog ever have a from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

Why does a d dog scratch himselfHe from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itches.

Why do dogs turn around three times from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another.

Why didnt the dog play cards on from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck.

Why did the thoughtful father buy his from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund? He wanted a dog they could all pet at once.

Why did the dogs owner think his from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician? When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.

Why did the dog sleep so poorlyBy from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Why did the dog sleep so poorly? By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Why did the dog say he was from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast.

Why did the dog run in circlesHe from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Why did the dog mistake the dog from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind.

Why did the dog go to the from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head? The tomato was in a can.

Which dog tastes better when eatenA hot from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Which dog tastes better when eaten? A hot dog.

Which dog looks like a catA police from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise.

Which dog is always without a tailA from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Which dog is always without a tail? A hot dog.